must work soon

i got a le creuset coffee mug the other day.  i bought it cause it's the perfect mug.  some mugs, like the mugs you get at a diner are too small and too thick. they hold like a thimble of beverage at best. and some mugs, like the ones you see on friends or at most coffeeshops (ones i like, even) are so big they are ridiculous. the ones they use for lattes, etc. they are like clown shoes. they are two fisters and you risk your delicate lap skin every time you bring one to your mouth.  but leave it to le creuset to develop the perfect mug. not too big, not to small. not heavy and simple.

also, today.
look at this!  LOLrus is back and starring in the latest senior movie.  well.... this cracked me up all day long.

have you ever seen someone love anything more than morgan freeman loves his co-star, the LOLrus? he is stoked, so stoked.

but then...upon discussing the above with Liz she asked "what was he originally looking at anyway, jack's cock?!"  and she was right.  he is. morgan freeman is laughing at jack nicholson's cock. meanwhile jack is patting him on the shoulder and snickering.  saying "it's cool, morgan.  everyone laughs the first time they look." and the whole time he is looking at you, the viewer with a look that says "right?  you remember the first time you saw it.  tell morgan."

in other exciting news...  i took some photos on the freeway during rush hour yesterday.

and if the freeway at rush hour weren't exciting enough.  i happened to capture the electric loch ness monster trolling for work on the 5. apparently he sees the WGA strike as the perfect time for him to get his foot in the door over here.  he writes his own material. and is not union. cause he is one of a kind.

last thing: today buzzelli pointed out to me that the last two times i have watched an episode of biggest loser at her place (last season's finale and the first one of the new season) i have eaten 50 - 75 % of a medium pizza buona perpperoni pizza. 

Comments

[lost teeth]

oh man, i just love that LOLrus. he really makes my day. also, your blog is somehow funnier in 2008.

[Cali]

Nice Pom.

[Jen]

i am still laughing about you choking on your own hair. it happened again today...i was just sitting there, grumpy and sad...and out of nowhere, BAM! i thought of it and started smiling and laughing! why was that so funny? i don't know but it was amazing.....

[justin Peroff]

i got a new tattoo a couple of weeks ago ... its of a mug of coffee. i'm calling you tonite ... ok, it might wait until 2moro ... i'm really fucking tired right now.

[cherry canoe]

i love pizza buona. you always make me wish that i lived in LA.