all of the following are actual conversations i was part of today.
the scene: in front of the club getting fresh air at 11 pm, 30 minutes before Dinosaur goes on. I am leaning against the wall and an approx 18 year old asian girl approaches me.
Girl: Hey, what's happening?
Me: Not much, just working. what's going on?
G: Nothing. Just looking for something.
M: Oh yeah? What are you looking for?
G: Something. Ya know what i mean?
M: No, but if you tell me I'll tell you if i can help.
G: I'm looking for...
she looks around
G: I'm looking for some drugs.
M: Oh, yeah. I can't help you there.
G: Damn. They told me to come ask you. We thought you looked like you would be dealing.
M: Really? weird. Why would you think that?
G: Hey man, that's a compliment.
Then her friends walk up and she says:
G: this guy is beat.
The scene: Load out, a bunch of drunk people from the show milling around on the sidewalk. Eastern Indian guy, swaying a little bit walks by and bumps into me.
Indian guy (with mild slurage): hey, you remind me of Jimi Hedrix.
The scene: The dressing room after the show. A drunk girl gets back there somehow. She's kicked out. Then 3 minutes later she gets back again. She's trying to get Allison from Awesome Color to go home with her and smoke some doobs.
Allison: Nah. I am gonna hang out with my bro's thanks though.
drunk lezzie: I can get you some poppers too. I can take you to the gay porn store and we can buy some poppers.
We all laugh.
The scene: Load out, again. Drunk with pooka shell necklace, shaggy long hair and shirt unbuttoned hafl way down gets in my face. His friend with dreadlocks gets in J's
Pooka: Hey man, great show. but you know what, you really shouldn't have your bus idling all night long. it's a waste of fuel. (the generator is running at the time. not the bus engine)
Me: dude, it's the generator.
P: yeah, but still you're ruining my planet.
Awesome Allison: Hey fucker, try buttoning up your shirt. You're ruining my planet by being such an asshole.
Midwest Canada is a weird place. Nice during the day, drunk douche's at night. i feel weird the last couple of days. lost and a little heartbroken or something. probably has a lot to do with these three things:
amazing scenery through the mountains.
planning crazy travel to and from europe, australia and japan and europe over the next 10 weeks.
and missing my friends.
my profound ability to make the most mundane thing nostalgic.
i can't wait to be back in the states. canada is bizarre.